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Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Moral of the Story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. Call her and tell her.

This mad he very upset. Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Mever bin laid on Q: Why is santa so jolly? CLEAN: Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

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Is there anything worse than hearing a dirty joke? Every single joke involved girls hoo-haas and guys bungholes plus all sorts of different types of jizz. So without further ado, here are some dirty jokes that I will make clean. DIRTY VERSION: Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cuejaculateber DIRTY: Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand CLEAN: Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she built a meaningful relationship with the love of her life Adam. DIRTY: Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his cock! CLEAN: Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? DIRTY: Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? A: Because he was looking for Pooh CLEAN: Q: Why did T-word look in the toilet? DIRTY: Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? And possibly use a lubricant. CLEAN: Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A: A rabbi ruins a briss by making too many inappropriate jokes while a priest sucks off children. DIRTY: Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? CLEAN: Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? He kinda has the midas touch but for laughs not gold, which is way way less valuable.

A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. North, the fly comes down, right. A: Anything you want. On the way down he drank the case of beer. You see them and they make you cry. I always say the same things over and over!.

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released December 14, 2018

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